Quotes from Meet Joe Connelly
Heather: It's like he's depressed about something.
Jim to Fearless: Hey, you're a dog, not a teenager.
Joanie: What's the latest crisis?
Elliot: The mother of them all. Literally. My mom is coming to visit town tomorrow.
Joanie: That's great, bring her by. I'd love to meet the woman that spawned this.
Joanie: Elliot, I'm not outting you to your mother.
Joe: My entire day consists of asking people for help in one way or another. I've found they're more likely to listen if you're face to face.
Robbie: I'm as hungry as a...
Tina: Bear.
Robbie: Helloooo?! Bear?!
Robbie: I'll cook you dinner.
Tina: Pork and beans?
Robbie: Yeah, c'mon, this is the staple of rustic life.
Syd: Things like this always happen when you're in a hurry.
Joe: Murphy's Law. I'll try and get that one repealed.
Joanie: I'm gonna go clean spatulas.
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