Quotes from Saved by the Bell
Joanie: The last thing I want is to end up a whale in a wedding dress like my first pathetic trip down the aisle.
Syd: Or worse, you could be burping the next Joanie junior while you're saying your vows.
Syd: It looks pretty swollen. It must be difficult to get around. And it looks like quite a climb up to the light tower.
Graham: Well, according to the legend, two-hundred steps. The lighthouse keeper, trying to kill himself, climbed two-hundred steps to the tower and hurled himself onto the rock below. But a mermaid saw him fall. She swam ashore and nursed him back to health.
Syd: I'm no mermaid. Just a doctor.
Syd: Why would you make something so beautiful just to throw it away?
Graham: Funny, I often ask God the same question.
Graham: Being alone isn't the same as being lonely.
Guy: You got your ribs, you got your slaw, you got your root beer.
Joanie: That's it. Ribs, slaw, root beer.
Guy: Yeah, we're what you call a theme restaurant. We make three things, we make 'em right and nobody gets hurt.
Jim: You know, there's a simple truth you never seem to grasp, Robbie. Don't break the law and you probably won't end up in jail.
Joanie: New friend?
Syd: I don't know. Maybe.
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