Quotes from The Gun
Syd: Ugh, what kind of family runs out of tea?
Burt: Glad I could save your day. Is there anything else I could do for you in the next twelve and a half minutes?
Joanie: Remember what happened the last time we had twelve and a half minutes?
Burt: It's not like that could happen again. I mean, that's the great thing about pregnancy. That, and the baby.
Joanie: Nice save.
Robbie: What if we had an alarm clock that doubled as a coffee maker? That way it could get you up and get you going.
Earl: Never bring the kitchen in the bedroom. That makes people nervous.
Jim: I promised Doreen I'd get rid of all your mother's old clothes, so I'm going to do the honorable thing... and hide it.
Joanie: Look at this old picture of grandma.
Jim: Heh heh.
Joanie: Isn't it great?
Jim: She never could hold her liquor... or something.
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