Quotes from Falling
Elliot: Look at you, you're like a nervous wreck over this whole thing. You're eating like a Labrador Retriever.
Joanie: Oh, don't hold back, Elliot.
Elliot: Sorry, I just thought that I should intervene before you go up a whole dress size.
Tina: Are we going dancing or clamming?
Syd: I don't like being the catalyst that breaks up someone's marriage.
Joanie: Don't worry about it, Syd, you can handle her. I mean, you can be pretty bitchy yourself.
Syd: Thank you.
Joanie: Well, it's true.
Erica: Welcome to politics, Dr. Hansen.
Heather: Well, since you passed on magnetic healing I was hoping that you would consider sibling therapy.
Joanie: Burt was the best thing that ever happened to me and I dumped him like yesterday's liver chews. I don't even know what I'm going to say to him.
Elliot: I have an idea. Why don't we practice? Y'know, I'll be Burt and you be... a slightly less psychotic version of Joanie.
Elliot: Oh boy, you look like your kitten was run over by a train.
Joanie: Actually, it was a fire engine. What is that?
Elliot: Chocolate eclair filling.
Joanie: Since when do dogs eat chocolate eclairs?
Elliot: This is for you. In Elliot-ville, this is heartache medicine.
Robbie: I love you. And I know that we've only been together a few months, but I fell in love the first time I saw you. I'm still falling. Tina, will you marry me?
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