Quotes from Magician


Joanie: You like kids?
Thomas: I've never been accused of any such thing. But I like this one.

Syd: It's pretty creepy to me.
Robbie: Joanie said she liked him.
Joanie: Hey, the guy spent $250 on peanut paws. What's not to like?

Syd: When am I gonna meet grandpa?
Lynda: Never. When I'm dead and buried.

Joanie: Who the hell does this guy think he is, anyway?
Robbie: Yeah. Who the hell does this guy think we are?

Tina: I'm experiencing a very unusual emotion right now. I'm feeling jealousy towards a very large motor vehicle.

Elliot: Call 911, we're about to be attacked by a Ralph Lauren ad.

Joanie: Okay, can I just say it? I, Joanie Hansen, being of sound mind and body, am willingly giving up a third of a million dollars. Okay, maybe if I scream I'll feel better.
Robbie: Can you wait until I leave?

Joanie: I just keep seeing all of those zeroes dancing out the door like a chorus line of Cheerios waving goodbye forever.

Thomas: You probably suspect why I'm here.
Syd: To apologize?
Thomas: Apologize? No, I never touch the stuff.

Robbie: Is it big enough to hold a Camaro?


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