Quotes from Love Story
Joanie: Cheer up, Syd, we'll find you a fellow.
Elliot: Your present set-up is so "I Love Lucy."
Russell: So, what now? Do we get lollipops?
Syd: Well, Kylie does, but the jury's still out on you.
Tina: What is this?
Robbie: Well, Mickey says it's an unforgivable sin.
Tina: I know that, but what's in it, Mr. Bartender?
Robbie: I have no idea, but I can pretty much guarantee we'll be walking home tonight.
Joanie: Seize the babe.
Joanie: Now we have to pretend like we're dating? As if.
Elliot: I can pass.
Joanie: What?
Elliot: I can act striaght. I can butch it up.
Joanie: Uh huh.
Elliot: I once saw a football game. Well, just the half-time show. I thought the musical number was wonderfully trashy.
Jim: Relationships are tough enough without having to worry if your partner is going to make it through the day.
Elliot: We'll go to dinner, I won't let you get a word in edgewise, they won't suspect a thing.
Joanie: Is that supposed to be funny?
Elliot: No, that's my imitation of a straight couple.
Joanie: Horses with hats?
Russell: I've been watching you sleep.
Syd: Oh, was I flailing around?
Russell: No, you're an excellent sleeper.
Elliot: I'm thinking maybe Mr. Clark could be my Mrs. Robinson.
Robbie: So, you're not in love with him?
Tina: No, he's a lawyer.
Lynda: You opened your heart, dear. That's not something you take lightly.
Syd: What if it happens again?
Lynda: That's the whole point, dear, it will. And when it's the right person, nothing will get in your way.
Syd: That's what dad said.
Syd: You made me fall for you.
Russell: I had to. I was a goner from the moment I saw you.
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