Quotes from Parenthood


Jim: All he needs are the three basic acts of parenthood: get him fed, get him strong, get him out of the house.

Joanie: We make treats for pets.
Elliot: Oh my God, what circle of hell have I fallen into? So, you expect a master pastry chef to bake for animals? Why don't you ask Michaelangelo to sculpt with Playdoh?
Joanie: Because he's dead.

Joanie: You run a medical clinic. Robbie and I are still trying to figure out which shoe goes on which foot.

Syd: We had to be a lot better looking.
Jim: I don't know, pretty cute pig.

Joanie: Oh, my hell, that's amazing.
Elliot: Your hell, my heaven.

Jim to Syd: No, honey, you're mine and I'm yours, for better or for worse.

Lynda: Sometimes you gotta meet the wrong guy in order to recognize the right one.


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