Quotes from Thank You Providence
Syd: I still have dessert.
Robbie: Remember, Syd, that's dessert as in pumpkin pie, not as in abandon.
Taxi driver: Headin' home for Thanksgiving?
Syd: Ah, no, leaving home.
Father Duffy: I'd hate for him to be ill on Turkey Day. It's his favorite.
Jim: He is a bird dog after all.
Frances: So you'll be a sponsor?
Joanie: As long as I don't have to go to the pound. That place totally creeps me out.
Frances: I understand perfectly.
Jerry: He needs an action jaw.
Cameron: Squared off. Less Leonardo, more Keanu.
Cameron: Can I call you?
Syd: Yeah, sometime in the next century.
Kathy: She still alive?
Syd: Unfortunately, no, but her work continues even beyond the grave.
Robbie: Who's the pooch?
Jim: This is Pete, Father Duffy's dog. I'm keeping him here for a weekend checkup.
Robbie: I get it, big points with the vet upstairs.
Frances: He moved to Coral Gables. I'm going there for Christmas.
Joanie: Well, that must be fun.
Frances: Yeah, if you like your Santas in shorts.
Rental guy: I don't want to go down as the guy who rented to the girls who died of frostbite.
Syd: I'm a doctor girl. I can handle frostbite.
Vonda: Family: you can't live with 'em and you can't live away from 'em.
Frances: That's incredible, Miss Hansen.
Joanie: Joan of Bark, to you my friend.
Syd: Why me?
Rose: You learn very quickly to spot the kind face in the crowd.
Syd: Is that just a nice expression for sucker?
Vonda: We're like the freaky female musketeers.
Syd: That's the way this whole trip works. If someone isn't getting arrested or passing out or running way in the middle of the night then the car is breaking down in the middle of nowhere and the only guy who can help us has no clue where we are and can't find the only body of water in the whole stupid county!
Vonda: Wow, she's human.
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