Quotes from Sail Away


Lynda: Once you're dead, everything's possible.

Izzy: You're lucky it just go your foot. Next time it could be somebody's kid sister.

Kid: Is that gonna hurt?
Izzy: Damn right it is. Teach you to play with guns.

Kyle: It was forty degrees in L.A. today but it was seventy-two in Anchorage. Wow. I mean, on any given day if you can't count on Alaska to be colder than Southern California where are you? I mean, where do you go from there? I guess you go to Bali and pack a sweater and snow skis or something, I don't know.

Robbie: Dad, I have to tell you something about the vet show.
Jim: Tell me anything you like while you're holding the Rottweiler.

Jack: Cats hate me.
Joanie: You know what? Cats hate everyone.

Kyle: I want to be in a place where no one remembers me throwing a sixty yard pass to win a conference championship. I want to be in a place where people say, "Eh, you know Kyle, the guy with one arm," not, "Did you hear what happened to poor Kyle?"


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