Quotes from The Phantom Menace

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Bob: Syd enjoys rhinoplasty, biking and hanging out with her subconscious.
Syd: I do?
Lynda: "Subconscious" has more flair than "dead mother." Makes you sound intellectual, yet available. Now sit up straight, dear. Try to work it, you're on television.

Lynda: Which Kyle do you want?

Robbie: The stage is your oyster... or whatever.

Lynda: Who ever heard of a therapist that looks like the St. Pauli Girl?

Syd: She's a trained professional.
Lynda: But trained for what?

Syd: How're you doing?
Kyle: Aside from the fact that I throw like a girl?
Syd: Yeah, aside from that.

Joanie: How's it going?
Robbie: Well, it's official. We've created a monster.

Joanie: Real life drama, in the Barkery.
Robbie: Forget about drama, we play our cards right I think you're looking at the veterinarian answer to George Clooney.

Joanie: I understand why you're so jealous.
Syd: I'm not jealous.
Joanie: Oh please! It's written all over your face! All over your big bright green Kermit-the-frog face.

Kyle: It took me an hour to wash the dishes this morning.

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