Quotes from He's Come Undone


Kyle: "Sorry, Syd, I'm not a real prince. I'm a pumpkin driver."
Lynda: "How do you like them apples?"

Robbie: "Joanie, that's just a band-aid. See, what you need is the jaws of life."

Joanie: "All I need is just one more shot with these people. Please just bail me out this once.... Oh my God, I've turned into Robbie."
Robbie: "Thanks a lot."

Joanie: "Mr. Varo called. He's coming by to intercourse with me about the lease. God, I wish he'd learn English."
Robbie: "I think he already has."
Joanie: "Ha ha."

Robbie: "Picture them in their boxers covered in ducks and bunnies."


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