Quotes from You Can't Hurry Love


Robbie: "Since the drink was on you, lunch is on us."

Sydney: "Dreams are the best place to eat. No caloric intake."

Jim: "Solitaire?"
Joanie: "Not me."
Jim: "Your mother loved that game."
Joanie: "Well, Syd got the card gene, I just got the jones for caffeine."

Heather: "Maybe the owner's out of town or locked in the refrigerator."

Joanie on men: "They're like rhinos, it's all about the horn."

Sydney: "It's a leap of faith, Evelyn. Everything worthwhile usually is."

Doug: "Unconditional love is a little hard to come by in the real world, never mind a long-lasting chew toy."

Joanie to Robbie: "Is it just my imagination or are you actually crying in your beer?"


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