Quotes from Love is in the Air
Sydney: Friends don't marry other friends' fathers. I mean, sure, maybe in Hollywood, but this is New England, we don't do that here!
Priest: Power the power vested in me by the state of Rhode Island, I now pronounce you man and babe.
Joanie: I have never seen dad this preoccupied by anybody that doesn't have four legs.
Robbie: Forty-eight hours from now I am going to be a wealthy wealthy man, so be nice to me, maybe I'll remember your names.
Jim: How are you feeling, honey?
Joanie: I have an egg the size of New Jersey on my head, but other than that I feel great.
Joanie: How do we figure out how intense it is?
Sydney: All right, I know what to do. We invite her over to dinner.
Joanie: Ooh, that's bizarrely mature.
Sydney: Yeah, dad will be happy, and then we'll get a chance to get up close and personal with her.
Joanie: Devious and gracious. I like it.
Sydney: What do you say?
John: I haven't said no to a beautiful woman in fifty-two years. I am not about to start now.
Joanie to Robbie: You're just being rewarded for what you've always been, a natural fountain of useless information.
Burt: I'm a pretty even-keeled guy, I don't tend to get ruffled much, but if I don't kiss you in the next thirty seconds I think I might combust.
Joanie: And me without a fire extinguisher. (they kiss) Wait a minute... you're Zorro. Why didn't you tell me?
Burt: I wanted you to fall for the man, not the myth.
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