Quotes from Don't Go Changin'
Robbie: I'm gonna pay you back. As soon as I get on my feet.
Heather: That's just it! You have never been on your feet in your life. You're legless.
Jim: Healing animals is what I do, it's who I am.
Joanie: Did you get the cake?
Sydney: Oh yeah, all set. Triple-fudge-layer deluxe.
Joanie: Get ready, thighs.
Debbie: I'd give him my kidney if he needed it. He already has my heart.
Heather: You can't just quit!
Jim: I'm not just quitting, I'm selling out.
Heather: All the things that drive me crazy about you - how you're flaky and irresponsible - if I think of those things with you as a boyfriend, I want to sock you in the nose. But if I think of you as family, that's just par for the course. That's practically the definition of family, right? People who drive you crazy and hurt your feelings, but despite all that, you love them anyway.
Robbie: Well, yeah, I guess it is.
Heather: I can't deal with you as a boyfriend, but as family you're perfect.
Robbie: What are you saying? That you want me to be like a brother?
Heather: More like a first cousin.
Jim: This birthday thing has really sucked the wind out of my sails.
Robbie: Yeah, birthday's can do that to you. I remember I hit a real bump at twenty when I realized I wasn't a teenager anymore.
Jim: Yeah, the numerical system lacks subtlety. You don't ease into being sixty. You wake up one morning and there it is, in your path, like an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.
Lynda: Girls do love their dads in a special way, don't they.
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