Quotes from Sibling Rivalry
Heather: That's not gonna happen again.
Robbie: Well, we certainly hope not. But just out of curiosity, what would you do if it did?
Heather: I'd hunt him down and kill him, turn him into fish food.
Joanie: I made some cookies. Some with nuts, some without, 'cause y'know, you never know how people feel about their...
Patrick: ...nuts?
Joanie: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Syd: Yeah, well I was here first.
Joanie: So that's how it works? Age before beauty?
Syd: Pearls before swine!
Syd: I had that stallion roped before you even left the stable.
Joanie: It ain't how many horses you've tamed, it's whether or not you know how to ride 'em.
Syd: Yeah, well, you've got the busiest saddle in town.
Handsome stranger: Hi. Can I buy you ladies a drink?
Joanie: Trust me, we're more than you can handle.
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