Quotes from The Apartment

Lynda: Don't try to fight it, Syd. It's stronger than your puny laws of gravity. It's family.

Jim: I feel it's only fair to warn you, I don't have a very good track record. I had the privilege of walking Joanie down the aisle... twice, unsuccessfully.
Heather: I know the third time will be the charm.

Heather: The most important thing to remember about my mom is don't give her any information.
Robbie: About what?
Heather: About anything. You never know when she'll turn around and zing you with it like a poison dart.

Donna: So I meet the man you're living with before I meet the man you're marrying. Oh, Heather, how very European of you.

Syd: Awake?
Joanie: Awake, just in denial.

Charlie: That was your foot, wasn't it?
Donna: Both of them, but it's only Italian suede.

Donna: Rob, what would you do in this same situation?
Robbie: Well, I guess that I would consider it, hoping that in the interim I could demonstrate my love for your daughter to such an extent that you would no longer feel it was necessary.

Lynda: Maybe this nightmare will have a happy ending.

Robbie: I know how much you care for your daughter, and I'd hate for your concern to, um... how should I say... backfire.
Donna: She wants to elope?
Robbie: I didn't say that.

Joanie: Syd, what are you doing?
Syd: Proving once and for all that you can't go home again.

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