Quotes from If Memory Serves

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"A girl came into the bar last night, she left something behind, I got her license plate, but I need her address." -Robbie
"What'd she leave behind?" -Mike
"Me." -Robbie

"She looks vaguely familiar, I just can't quite pin her down." -Sydney
"I guess that's dad's job." -Joanie

"Dad is having an affair." -Joanie
"Rock on." -Robbie

"How can you eat cold pizza for breakfast?" -Joanie
"It's a gift." -Robbie
"Ew." -Joanie

"Syd, you've gone from zero to step-mom like overnight!" -Joanie

"You are so lucky." -Sydney
"Me? You're the one that got me all riled up." -Joanie
"Oh please, you're the one who was playing Nancy Drew." -Sydney
"As if Nancy Drew could hold down six martinis." -Joanie

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