Quotes from Tying the Not
"I said to myself, okay, if I make this putt, we are getting married. And I got a hole in one." -Joanie
"Oh, I am so excited. Oh, I'm so scared. Oh, I am so full of pee." -Joanie
"Nobody wants a dog that got two toes left on 'im and stinks." -Eldon
"He got McGwired with a two by four." -Robbie
"Joanie, you look beautiful." -Sydney
"Okay, I think I'm wearing this every day for the rest of my life." -Joanie
"Marcello!" -Sydney
"Dr. Sydney." -Marcello
"You know each other?" -Joanie
"He's a patient of mine." -Sydney
"No. I am much much more." -Marcello
"What kind of a name do you think he looks like?" -Jim
"How about Worm?" -Eldon
"You want to call a dog Worm?" -Jim
"You're lovesick, Marcello. Come back on Tuesday, I'll take those stitches out." -Sydney
"You bet your ranch." -Marcello
"Joanie's about to marry the grim reaper." -Robbie
"Your dad didn't die 'cause you loved him, Eldon. I know what it's like to lose someone you love, and it hurts a lot. But you can't be afraid to do it again. Now Worm is gonna live because you love him, and you guys are going to befriend for a long time, okay?" -Robbie
"I could be fine with it either way, but I know one lady who's definitely dancing in heaven." -Jim
"You know what the best part about dating again is?" -Joanie
"No." -Sydney
"Me neither." -Joanie
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