Quotes from All Good Dogs Go to Heaven

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"Then I think about Kyle. He may not pull down six figures, or wear power-ties, but he's something I never encountered in L.A.: a real man, a hundred-percent grade A guy, a T-bone amongst the mixed vegetable plates." -Sydney

"Name me his three best qualities and his buns only count as one." -Lynda

"He's had a few drinks, I don't think he should drive." -Robbie
"So make up an excuse to drive him home." -Joanie
"What kind of an excuse?" -Robbie
"Robbie, you con the man out of several thousand dollars a year, I'm sure you can come up with something." -Joanie

"Your mother? Again? I thought she was dead." -Kyle
"She is, she is. She just occassionally pops into my dreams to criticize the living. It's like a dysfunctional 'Our Town.'" -Sydney

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