Quotes from Heaven Can Wait
"You're fulfilling the destiny of good daughters everywhere, by becoming your mother." -Lynda
"At least toss her a few compliments. That way, when she's at home sharpening her knife, she can reflect on how nicely you crushed her little heart." -Joanie
"Dad, listen, this is an affair of the heart. If there is one area where I have more experience than you, this is it." -Robbie
"I had a really strange dream this morning." -Sydney
"So what else is new?" -Joanie
"I can't go through life with one arm. I'd rather be dead." -Kyle
"Pleather. It's the look of leather for the price of plastic." -Joanie
"The hottest thing since mohair." -Lilly
"We can't let her out of the house looking like that, we'll have teenage boys throwing themselves at the car." -Robbie
"We have to stop meeting like this. When you come home, we're gonna lay down some ground rules about you going out at night. You know, to the Hansens, family dinner is sacred. Of course, somebody always misses it, which just goes to show you you're the perfect Hansen after all, huh? Hey, I almost forgot, I got you a present. My mom gave this to me for my sixteenth birthday. My first diamond. My only diamond. I thought you might like it." -Sydney
"Bumpy couple of days, uh?" -Lynda
"Bumpy?" -Sydney
"Okay, tragic." -Lynda
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