Quotes from Pig in Providence
"...but if you wanna hang around you can watch Toby spin." -Jim
"I feel that I should have my attorney look this over." -Robbie
"Well, since your attorney is my attorney, your attorney thinks this is the best deal you're going to get." -Jim
"Syd's shacking up in beantown for the weekend with Dr. Feelgood." -Robbie
"Well, either it's a palimony suit or the lawyer's one hot little minky, you're wearing something slinky, I said hey now..." -Joanie
"I love the smell of kitty-litter in the morning." -Robbi
"Knowing David I can't believe that he didn't have a good reason not to tell you." -Joanie
"That's a triple-negative and you only met him once." -Sydney
"I don't know, guys, to be honest it's gonna be tough for me to sell the boss on this." -Robbie
"Robbie, you could sell condoms to a eunuch." -Joanie
"Dad, why don't we send Robbie out to pasture and keep the pig?" -Joanie
"I'm thinking." -Jim
"Face it, Syd, you've always been a sucker for a stray." -Lynda
"Don't leave me alone, please." -Lilly
"I'm not going anywhere." -Sydney
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