Quotes from the Pilot

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"How hard is it to wrap a thousand baby hot dogs in pastry dough?" -Lynda
"I'm thinking." -Sydney

"My sister's a plastic surgeon. She just flew in from Hollywood. She bobbed Tori Spelling's beak." -Joanie

"Robbie's not here yet?" -Sydney
"Well, if he wants to live to see his own funeral, then he better be." -Lynda

"Is it true you sucked out Stallone's extra chin?" -Mrs. Bradley
"Yes." -Sydney
"You must be very proud." -Mrs. Bradley

"First she put her foot down, said Joanie would get married over her dead body. Then she reconsidered, now she says this wedding is killing her." -Jim

"I forgot to pee. I should have peed. Oh, I gotta pee." -Sydney

"Y'know, it's my life that's taken a full Louganis into the toilet." -Joanie

"I like the idea of a dog getting a CAT scan." -Sydney

"That's good. I'm dying and he's doing fluff-and-fold." -Joanie

"Do you believe in the after-life?" -Joanie
"I barely believe in this life." -Sydney
"So where do you think mom is?" -Joanie
"In heaven, bumming a smoke." -Sydney
"Finagling a room upgrade." -Joanie

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